In the regal realm of Meridell, King Skarl, renowned for his grumpy demeanor, stands as the ruler who often tests the wit of Neopians. Engaging with the Grumpy Old King in the quest to make him laugh can be both a humorous and rewarding experience. Delve into this comprehensive guide to navigate the whims of King Skarl and emerge victorious in the pursuit of Neopoints and exclusive items.
Initiating the Encounter with King Skarl
The Grumpy Old King allows Neopians to attempt to amuse him twice per day. However, be warned—disturbing him during lunch might not bode well for your endeavor. Nevertheless, if you are successful in entertaining the grumpiest of kings, the rewards can be quite substantial.
Understanding the Outcomes
King Skarl’s sense of humor is notoriously unpredictable, making it challenging to gauge his reactions to your attempts at amusement. Below, we explore the potential outcomes and associated rewards, shedding light on the whimsical nature of the Grumpy Old King.
Hysterics: The Pinnacle of Success
- Flavor Text: You’ve done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!
- Skarl’s Response: “hehehehehe That was a really great joke! I give it a [751-1000] out of 1000. You’re brilliant! You must take this gift from me.”
- Reward: Achieving hysterics is the most challenging reaction to elicit from the Grumpy Old King, but the rewards are substantial. Receive one of the exclusive items listed below, Neopoints ranging from 200-800, and the potential for the Blumaroo Court Jester avatar.
Hysterics Prizes:
- Bowl of Yuck
- Chicken Leg Wing
- Exotic Fruits Pie
- Golden Stalk
- King Skarl Candy
- King Skarl Erisim
- King Skarl Erisim Plushie
- King Skarl Quiguki Plushie
- King Skarl Royal Flag (wearable)
- King Skarl Snowbunny Plushie
- King Skarls Robe (wearable)
- King Skarls Snowbunny
- Legacy of the Skarl Royal Crown
- Morris Plushie
- Royal Cheese Bread
- Skarl Collectable Charm
- Skarl Fruit
- Skarl Kebab
- Skarl Royal Crown
- Skarl Royal Flag
- Skarl Royal Shield
- Skarl Royal Shield Balloon
- Snargan Plushie
- Tail Bone
Blumaroo Court Jester Avatar:
Awarded randomly when making King Skarl laugh with the specific joke: “What do you do if blank fierce Peophins blank has eaten too much blank tin of olives?” (The answer can be anything). Released on January 27, 2004.
Chuckle: A Respected Amusement
- Flavor Text: Well looky there… You got a chuckle out of him.
- Skarl’s Response: “heh That was a pretty good joke. I give it a [600-750] out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.”
- Reward: King Skarl, having been tickled by your humor, bestows a kitchen item upon you. Additionally, there’s a chance he may add Neopoints to your prize, typically ranging from 40-200 NP.
Chuckle Prizes:
- Baked Rye Loaf
- Basket of Gross Berries (wearable)
- Blackened Honey
- Blancmange
- Bucket Of Slops
- Bullseye Pie
- Bunch of Tomatoes
- Carrot Stuffed Pepper
- Corn On The Cob
- Cranberries
- Designer Blackened Potato
- Durbage
- Fried Courgette
- Ixi Hoof Soup
- Meat and Beans
- Mouldy Potato
- Pea Stuffed Pepper
- Pease Porridge
- Potato Stuffed Pepper
- Symol Dirt Pie
- Turkey Cane
- Twisted Bread
- Vegetarian Stuffed Courgette
- Yellow Courgette
Note: The prize pool was updated on January 25, 2018. Prior to the update, King Skarl awarded different food items.
No Effect: A Humorous Miss
- Flavor Text: Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.
- Reward: While your joke may not have elicited a reaction, you may still receive up to 100 Neopoints if you’re fortunate. Skarl’s response: “Well, thanks for trying… I’ll give you XX Neopoints for the effort.” It is presumed that the score range for this outcome is 301-599.
Worst Joke Ever: A Lesson in Humility
- Flavor Text: Uh Oh… Now you’ve done it!
- Skarl’s Response: “That was the worst joke ever! I give it a [200-300] out of 1000! Leave my kingdom now! Grrrrrrrr“
- Reward: While Skarl may be angered, the first time this happens, you will be awarded the Skarl – Moody avatar.
Skarl – Moody Avatar:
Awarded for getting thrown out of the castle when telling King Skarl a joke. Released on July 30, 2004.
Mastering the Art of Making King Skarl Laugh Every Time
Unlocking the secret to consistently making King Skarl laugh can turn your encounters into a lucrative and joyful experience. While the Grumpy Old King’s humor may seem random, Neopians have uncovered patterns and strategies that increase the likelihood of a favorable reaction.
Crafting the Perfect Joke:
- Custom Jokes: Experiment with creating your custom jokes rather than relying on pre-existing ones. King Skarl seems to appreciate the novelty of unique jokes.
- Observational Humor: Referencing Meridell or Neopian events in your jokes might resonate well with King Skarl, showcasing your awareness of the kingdom’s affairs.
Timing is Key:
- Lunchtime Laughter: Avoid attempting to amuse King Skarl during his lunch hours (8:00-9:00 AM NST, 12:00-1:00 PM NST, and 7:00-8:00 PM NST).
- Consistent Timing: Aim to make King Skarl laugh around the same time each day. Some Neopians report better results with a consistent approach.
Persistence Pays Off:
- Multiple Attempts: Don’t be discouraged by initial failures. Making King Skarl laugh may require multiple attempts, and the rewards make the persistence worthwhile.
- Daily Dedication: Regularly engage with King Skarl to build a rapport. Neopians who consistently try have reported increased success over time.
Community Insights:
- Neopian Forums: Participate in Neopian forums to gather insights and share strategies with fellow Neopians. Community experiences can provide valuable tips for making King Skarl laugh.
Adjusting to Reactions:
- Analyze Responses: Pay attention to the responses you receive. If a particular type of joke consistently leads to positive reactions, consider refining your approach based on these insights.
Bonuses and Break Times
Occasionally, luck may shine upon you, and King Skarl will grant a 10x bonus of Neopoints. This bonus is possible for any outcome other than a Worst Joke Ever response. Skarl’s generosity is acknowledged with the flavor text: “He also gives you XXX Neopoints (including a 10x bonus)!”
To note, there are specific times during the day when King Skarl is unavailable for amusement. He is out to lunch every day at 8:00-9:00 AM NST, 12:00-1:00 PM NST, and 7:00-8:00 PM NST.
In conclusion, the whims of the Grumpy Old King may be mysterious, but armed with the right jokes and a sprinkle of luck, Neopians can navigate the laughter-laden journey to earn rewards and unlock the secrets of Meridell’s royal court. May your jokes be witty, and may King Skarl’s laughter resonate in the kingdom of Neopia!
