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Cheese Roller Guide: Dominate the Hill & Win Cheese!

Welcome to Cheeseroller, where the goal is simple: roll your cheese down the hill as quickly as possible! If you can get your cheese to the bottom in under 60 seconds, you’ll keep the cheese and earn some Neopoints. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, this guide will help you maximize your chances of success.

Selecting Your Cheese

At the start of the game, you’ll need to select the type of cheese you want to use. Each cheese has its own price and unique properties, which may affect your rolling experience. Here’s a quick list of available cheeses and their costs:

  • Spicy Juppie Cheese – 150 NP
  • Smoked Snorkle Cheese – 300 NP
  • Triple Mustard Cheese – 450 NP
  • Honey Cheese – 600 NP
  • Big Beefy Cheese – 750 NP
  • Purple Spotted Cheese – 900 NP
  • Brain Cheese – 1,050 NP
  • Alkenore Cheese – 1,200 NP
  • Mutated Cheese – 1,350 NP
  • Bubbling Blueberry Cheese – 1,500 NP
  • Tyrannian Dung Cheese – 1,650 NP
  • Quadruple Fudge Cheese – 1,800 NP
  • Brick Cheese – 1,950 NP
  • Gooey Snot Cheese – 2,100 NP
  • Peppermint Cheese – 2,250 NP
  • Overgrown Cheese – 2,400 NP
  • Heavy Bark Cheese – 2,550 NP
  • Warty Blue Cheese – 2,700 NP
  • Fragrant Ummagcheese – 2,850 NP
  • Furry Chocomint Cheese – 3,000 NP
  • Mummified Cheese – 3,150 NP
  • Nimmo Tube Cheese – 3,300 NP
  • Space Cheese – 3,450 NP
  • Angelpuss Cheese – 3,600 NP
  • Meaty Cheese Cheese – 3,750 NP
  • Potato Cheese Cheese – 3,900 NP
  • Very Stinky Cheese Cheese – 4,050 NP
  • Fishy Cheese Cheese – 4,200 NP
  • Shiny Golden Cheese – 4,350 NP

Tips for Success

  1. Choose the Right Cheese: While players have varying success with different cheeses, Brick Cheese is noted for being particularly effective in getting down the hill quickly. It may be worth trying out!
  2. Utilize Movement Options: You have five movement options available for rolling your cheese. My personal recommendation is to prioritize the “forward somersault” and “push cheese faster” options, as these have yielded consistent results in my experience.
  3. Experiment with Diving: There’s a theory that diving left or right with your cheese can increase your chances of a quick descent. I tested this five times and found that I managed to get my cheese down in under 60 seconds once by following this strategy.
  4. Consider Automation: If you’d prefer not to manually play the game, you can download Greasemonkey and use the Cheese Roller script available online. This can streamline the process and allow for more effortless gameplay.

Conclusion

With these tips and strategies in mind, you’re well on your way to mastering Cheeseroller! Remember to keep experimenting with different cheeses and movement strategies to find what works best for you. Good luck, and may your cheese roll swiftly to the bottom!